A wonderful start to your day

Need some tips for having a wonderful start to your day? Here are some pointers:

  1. Wake up at 3 AM to do your homework
  2. Fall back asleep at 5:30 AM because you’re too tired to read anymore (note: true achievers will NOT have completed the homework)
  3. Jump out of bed at 8:28 AM when you need to leave the house by 8:30 AM
  4. Park in the farthest spot possible (because to park in anything closer would not only be impossible but it would counter your objective)
  5. Rush, in the rain, in now very painful shoes to get to your office by a moderately unacceptable (as opposed to a completely unacceptable) time
  6. Finally arrive at your desk only to realize that your salad with very garlicky tomatoes has spilled over everything in your carry-all bag (books and all)

And for those of you that like extra cherries on top of the whip cream on top of the icing of your decadent cake…

  1. Bust your lip open while rushing through your morning routine and now have to walk around with a red spot on the injured lip all day long.

More tips at “This is the day that the Lord has made, let us trip-bump-stumble-knock-slip-falter-tumble-stagger (take a deep breath) and rejoice our way through it”.


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