17 Ways to Show Your Love

1. 11:45 p.m., Forced to take Aleve to fend of the stealth ninjas attacking my uterus
2. 8 a.m., Unscheduled shower by non-oscilating sprinklers.
3. 8:20 a.m., Repeat #2 in work clothes
4. 8:25 a.m., Bumper to bumper traffic
5. 9 a.m., Arrive to office sauna caused by a blown out A/C unit
6. 9:05, Compurers are down
7. 11 a.m., Ninjas return with reinforcement… Not prepared
8. 11:01 a.m., Stopped keeping track of time
9. People
10. Nasty emails
11. Very nasty coffee
12. More people
13. People who inappropriately use BCC for gossip
14. Red velvet diabetic death trap cake
15. Sword-weilding master ninjas
16. Car used as target practice for angry tree
17. Your grace is sufficient for the many ways You show your love

~that’s life… in no particular order


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